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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:59
Still no good
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Are there any types of headphones or earbuds that are specifically designed for wearing overnight?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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